Pooh I think the best thing in the world is finding half a Pork Pie in the fridge?
Tigger Wouldn’t a whole Pork Pie be even better?
Pooh No, because it is very difficult to prove that you have sneaked a slice of an already cut pie
Tigger Ah, I see. In that case wouldn’t it be better to find two cut Pies in the fridge?
Pooh It would.