Badman Hat
Hat Yes Master
Badman Hat, it’s time
Hat Yes Master
Badman Hat, this is the moment that you were created for.
Hat Yes Master
Badman Hat, now we step out in to a New England Winter.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Hat Yes Master. My warm embrace will keep the chill
from your ears……
from your ears……
Badman Thank you Hat
Hat ….. and your thinning pate
Badman THANK YOU HAT
Hat Master?
Badman Yes Hat
Hat Master, what will happen when I am old?
Badman But Hat, you are still young and have years of
service yet to give
service yet to give
Hat Yes Master, but when I am old ...?
Badman Then Hat, you will be suitably rewarded for the
fine times we have shared
fine times we have shared
Hat Thank you Master. My reward ...?
Badman You will be given to Marauder and your fate will
ensure that you are recorded for all time in the
Bumper Book of Crime
ensure that you are recorded for all time in the
Bumper Book of Crime
Cue: Vincent Price Laughter
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