Tuesday, 18 January 2011

A chat with my hat

Badman           Hat
Hat                  Yes Master

Badman           Hat, it’s time
Hat                  Yes Master

Badman           Hat, this is the moment that you were created for.
Hat                  Yes Master

Badman           Hat, now we step out in to a New England Winter.
                         Are you ready?
Hat                  Yes Master. My warm embrace will keep the chill
                         from your ears……

Badman           Thank you Hat
Hat                  ….. and your thinning pate

Badman           THANK YOU HAT
Hat                  Master?

Badman           Yes Hat
Hat                  Master, what will happen when I am old?

Badman           But Hat, you are still young and have years of
                         service yet to give
Hat                  Yes Master, but when I am old ...?

Badman           Then Hat, you will be suitably rewarded for the
                         fine times we have shared
Hat                  Thank you Master. My reward ...?

Badman           You will be given to Marauder and your fate will
                         ensure that you are recorded for all time in the
                         Bumper Book of Crime

Cue: Vincent Price Laughter

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Hi, I
have no idea who reads this stuff, so it's really nice to get some feedback from whoever your are.
All the best
Badman