This would be a very short entry if it weren't for the fact that I made something of a change to my appearance ...
My last haircut was back in late January and three months growth has turned my "grade two on the back and sides, short on the top and a tapered neck" into a scruffy mess. My crown has become increasingly more head than hair over the past year, so I finally bit the bullet and let go of the minimal vanity I had about my hair.*
TP was instructed to get his clippers and within a very few minutes, my hair was littering the floor and 30% was muttering about collecting it and putting it out for the birds to use as nesting material.**
It is going to take a while to get used to seeing this new version of me when I catch sight of my reflection, but at least I don't have a head shaped like a potato. 30% has, however, now instructed me to shave, as a week's stubble doesn't work with a neatly shaved scalp.
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* Bad Man Senior started to go bald in his late teens and, by his early 20's, only had hair on the back and sides of his head. From my earliest days I recall that he deployed a faintly ridiculous comb-over in an attempt to disguise his baldness. The comb-over flapped in the slightest of breezes like a cheerful little pennant until his wife finally snipped it off when he was in his late seventies.From my teen years I swore that I would never attempt to conceal my thinning scalp. Fortunately I was somewhat more lucky than my Dad and, apart from a receding hairline leaving my with an obvious widow's peak, I managed to retain a half decent head of hair in to my 50s.
** This possibly amounts to animal cruelty!
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Hi,
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All the best
Badman