There is no way that I can make this entertaining or interesting so I thought I'd provide a brief description of one of my latest diversions......
..... since T&M joined out family unit they have become exactly that, members of the family. They have their own personalities and peculiarities and consequently anthropomorphism has blossomed and each one has become a furry person with much the same rights and degree of latitude as that given to young children.
This has allowed me to develop a new form of entertainment known at The Pile as Pet Channelling. This is quite straightforward but does allow me to get away with some of the most outrageous behaviour. Basically I crouch near either T&M and start a conversation with them in much the same style as Johnny Morris in Animal Magic except that there is more bad language than in the children's BBC TV Programme. Generally I tend to "channel" Marauder as her personality is the more talkative of the two dogs. Tyson is more of the "strong silent type". Obviously I am delivering both parts of the conversation but it is amazing how much I can get away with as both 30% and TP seem to go with the flow and take part in this ridiculous charade.
Here's an example of a recent Channelling Experience....
Badman Hello Marauder, did you miss me?
Marauder Yes (in a plaintive tone)
Badman Did you have a nice week with 30% and TP while I was away?
Marauder I wanted to come with you (again in a plaintive tone)
Badman I’m sure you had lots of nice walks with 30%
Marauder No, it was shit!
So, there you have it, give Pet Channelling a try and create a whole new dimension to your relationship with your furry companions.