TP Dad, what is Hosiery
Bad Man It’s French for Socks
TP No it’s not!
Bad Man It’s a collective term for footwear like socks, stockings and tights …. and mittens
TP Oh, thanks
30% You don’t put mittens on your feet
Bad Man Would you like to retract that comment in light of the current participants in this conversation?
30% frustrated silence followed by grudging acknowledgement