They're not happy!

I have just had a memo from the Guys in the Lab.

Apparently the quantum monkey is/isn't in its cage and it is/isn't widdling in the giraffe DNA sequencer. They are starting to get on their high horses about this and it has gone well beyond mutterings along the lines of "how are we supposed to work under these conditions".

One of the more politically adept of the team is claiming that this is a new branch of science that proves that Monkeys may not be fundamentally funny and wants to make a grant submission and start developing an outline for a paper.

P45 time - I think. THEY WILL BEND TO MY TRUE WILL.

Talking of Wills, I also have to submit a codicil to yesterday's "e-Will"...

.... If none of my surviving descendants want it it the lawn mower should be passed to Golfy provided that he cares for it according to the guidelines that have recently been set out by Amnesty International.

There may be more later.